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Welcome to the Elftown Bar




Owner:[Slayer Chick]

Restaurant General Manager: [Position Open]

Assistant Manager: [Position Open]

Secretary: [Position Open]



Go to...

-->Elftown Bar's Dance Floor
-->Backroom of the Elftown Bar
-->Elftown Restaurant



Oh yeah, If you want to apply for a job, or even help out, message one of the Managers mmmkay... Oh and please put a banner up in your house!!! Pretty Please...


RULES FOR EMPLOYEE'S AND EVERYONE ELSE.

Employee Rules
Everyone's Rules
Elftown Bar Banners




WE'RE HIRING NEW BARTENDERS. APPLY!

Bartenders:
1.[Slayer Chick]
2. [Position Open]
3. [Position Open]




Members: *GET FREE BEER!!*
1.[blueplayboytiger]
2.[Hells Chaos]
3.[Lady Darkness]
4.[raven_morbida]
5.[lost child]
6.[Alice in Darkland]
7.[ThEGranDWazoO]
8.[tyu]
9.[~Bunny~]
10.[Silent Death]
11.[snowyvenus]
12.[a married mistress]
13.[Darkness of Faith]
14.[darkstar151]
15.[Shadow Darkness]
16.[This is a Deleted Account]
17.[Pink_Pixie]
18.[Mack Daddy Yoda]
19.[p7]
20.[whiskey_girl]




Security Guards

RULES: Everyone MUST respect these guards, if you don't follow the rules, they will be ordered to kick you out.
IF you want to be a SG you have to ask [Slayer Chick] or a manager. If you are a SG, Please follow all of the rules. EVEN THE BAR RULES!!! FOLLOW THEM ALL! and do your job. You can still drink and eat, but make sure that you can still do your job! Make sure you don't get too drunk though…show up often! Watch this wiki page and make sure you visit as much as possible! Thanks
Security Guards ((SG)):
ONLY 5 SECURITY GURDS!!! PLEASE APPLY with [Slayer Chick]. Thank you :)

1.[Position Open]
2.[Position Open]
3.[Position Open]
4.[Position Open]
5.[Position Open]


This badge is ONLY for the Security Guards!!!

Badges

<img:http://elftown.eu/img/photo/54947_1101318617.jpg>

or

<img:http://elftown.eu/img/photo/54947_1101318941.jpg>

**PS: The reason I made the guards is so that people don't get hurt. These guards will protect anyone, and break up fights.**


Drinks:
Bloody Mary 
Budweiser
Champagne
Chardonnay
Coors
Corona
Daquiri's
Hot Damn
Hurricane
Jack Daniels
Margarita's: all kinds
Mike's Hard Lemonade
Mudslide
Pina Colada
Red Wine
Rum
Sex On The Beach
Shirley Temple
Smirnoff
Sunset Passion Colada
Taquila
Virgin Mary
Whiskey
White Russian
White Wine
........ETC.



Update:

THE ELFTOWN RESTAURANT NEEDS WORKERS AND MEMBERS,SO IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE INTRESTING THAN JUST THE BAR,GO THERE FOR SOME GOOD ELFTOWN FOOD ^__^



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2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: *sits at the bar table n stares*

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: oh, hey, wassup?

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: *shrugs* not much,u?

2004-10-28 [a married mistress]: *bites mallory* hallo mawwy

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: meh, not much. had some fun here on elftown last night. *grins*

2004-10-28 [a married mistress]: oh wowzers,i wonder how ya had fun

2004-10-28 [chainer401]: hmmmm

2004-10-28 [Death's Die-Ary]: rawr!

2004-10-28 [jaerelim]: Hey waitress I'll take a beer please.

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-10-28 [blueplayboytiger]: hey there

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: hey ya

2004-10-28 [blueplayboytiger]: long time no talk

2004-10-28 [fi-deaith]: ya i no lol

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *falls on spilled alcohol*

2004-10-29 [a married mistress]: *laughs my ass off at mallory*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: *helps Mallory up and checks her for injuries*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *laughs*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *drops a lit match on spilled alcohol and steps back a bit* Wooo!

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: Oh,no,she hit her head! LOL

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: who? *stares at the fire* oooo *zones*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: lmao *begins to zone at it too*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *twitches while zoning*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *starts twitching while trying to drink and spills something on me*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: aww poo spill it on the floor next time. I said:"Brr it's cold in here"

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: Don't drink that Kerosine

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]:

READ UPDATES

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: Cool

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: I didn't.... *pushes empty kerosine bottle into the back closet* Oooo a party!! *drinks strawberry daiquiri to hide the smell*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *snatches lea's daquiri*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: nooo! *rushes Maltro like a pro NFL player* It's mine!

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *Runs you over wth a GMC Yukon 2006*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: LMAO and hops in the GMC

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *drives off be4 the cops cum* lmao

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *gets back up* Alright foo'! You brought this to the street. *throws a mega firebomb onto the street in front of the bar* now it's on! *Runs you over w/ a 18 wheeler Mack truck*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: don't worry that's a special firebomb it'll only burn in one spot

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *humps leatro*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *gets humped* you know that's a great way to burn calories

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *locks richard and lea in a chamber filled with horney,lonely truckers*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: Sorry Lea you're on your own. *Get's out quickly.*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *throws richard out the car and keeps driving,looks back and see's richard trying to hump lea*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: Nuh huh

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: LMAO...*truckers begin to slowly follow lea and richard as they walk*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *torches them all* anyways wt-- *gets away from richard* ok fine you cheater! *gets back in the Mack truck and follows Maltro*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: I didn't do that.

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *see's all kinds of girls humping richard*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: dayum Richardtro is big pimpin' lmao

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: NO way. *sees girls trying to hump me* I'm taken ladies so back off.

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: lmao!...*lix richard*...*tapes lea on top of richard*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *cuts the tapes and gets off richard* MALTRO!!! *twitches* oops ow I have a headache... may I have a scotch on the rocks please?

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: richard go make her one

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: *lix Mallory back* No,you make her one.

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: no u make her one...!

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: Okay. *makes Lea a Vodka on the rocks*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: thats wut i thought bitch,lol...now give it to her! *whips richard*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: *takes your whip away* Here Lea.

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: thank you (it's about time) Richard, even though headache is gone now *chugs the vodka* Now where's my scotch that I ordered?

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: *hands it to you*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: eh thats a good bitch *pushes him be hind the bar* ...now go make me one,gotdamnit!

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: No Fucking way!

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *grabs drink backs away slowly, stops, walk towards the right, out of sight, then runs towards the left*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: I SAID RIGHT NOW BITCH,GO MAKE ME ONE!..*kicks his balls*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: NOW GO MAKE ME ONE U MOFO...

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: *puts headphones on and twitches*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: *hits metal plate* NO! Not untill you behave.

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: ack! too loud... *looks around*

2004-10-29 [Death's Die-Ary]: *hits his balls with a baseball bat*

2004-10-29 [raven_morbida]: o...kay I'm out, bye y'all *leaves*

2004-10-29 [Shade Wolf]: *hears a Metallic thunk and you see Richard enter through a side door* I see you've met my Robot.

2004-10-29 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *drinks myself to death*......*burrrrrps*

2004-11-01 [a married mistress]: *drinks with mallory and does a halloween dance*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *dances with caitlyn and bends over*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *walks in and starts aimlessly dancing*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *dances with u n drinks over you*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *smiles and gulps down some vodka*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *makes out with chainer*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *makes out back*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *pushes u down on the bar and sits on top of u and makes out with u*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *relaxes on the bar and makes out with you*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *giggles* *stops to drink the rest of my daquiri*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *sips a little more vodka while you finish your drink*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *goes back and french kisses u*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *french back*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *lays on bar table and drinks while laying down*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: that must take some effort *grins*

2004-11-01 [a married mistress]: *lays on mallory and makes out wif her*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *rolls off the bar* oof *rubs neck*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *laughs*!

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *shrugs and leans aainst bar*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *pushes u down*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *is pushed down* *grins*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *laughs more and tackles u to kiss u*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *kisses u back after the tackle*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: so r u doing okay *falls on my ass*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *pulls you up* meh, not bad

2004-11-01 [Shade Wolf]: Hello

2004-11-01 [Hells Chaos]: *walks in*

2004-11-01 [Shade Wolf]: Welcome what can I get you to drink?

2004-11-01 [Hells Chaos]: *looks up* oh nothing right at the moment

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *drinks a daquiri*

2004-11-01 [Shade Wolf]: Hello Mallory

2004-11-01 [Hells Chaos]: *sits at the bar*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: hello

2004-11-01 [Shade Wolf]: How are you?

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: not too bad,jus a lil confused

2004-11-01 [Hells Chaos]: *stands and goes to sit in a corner, secluded*

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *drools*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *walks in and watches Mallory drool* 'ello

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *waves*!

2004-11-01 [Shade Wolf]: *drinks one of everything*

2004-11-01 [Kiria]: *gets some strawbarry dacery and sits in a corner*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *waves back to Mallory*

2004-11-01 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-11-01 [Grrt]:

I FARTED

2004-11-01 [fi-deaith]: ic, are u happy?

2004-11-01 [Grrt]: yep

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: lmao omg *dies laughin*

2004-11-01 [fi-deaith]: hey mallory! lol

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: 'ello mate

2004-11-01 [fi-deaith]: how are u?

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: going good,how r u

2004-11-01 [fi-deaith]: im fine

2004-11-01 [Death's Die-Ary]: *smax [Grrt]*

2004-11-01 [fi-deaith]: lol, hes gone tho

2004-11-01 [Grrt]:

OWWWW

2004-11-01 [Darkness of Faith]: do you always have to make your leters huge???

2004-11-01 [Grrt]: no

2004-11-01 [Darkness of Faith]: oh ok i was j/w

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *staggers in dead drunk, falls on the floor*

2004-11-01 [a married mistress]: *lays on top of chainer*

2004-11-01 [chainer401]: *looks at caitlyn from underneath her* hey, wassup?

2004-11-02 [a married mistress]: not much *humps u* hehe

2004-11-02 [chainer401]: cool *humps back* lol

2004-11-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: wuts up in here y'all

2004-11-02 [chainer401]: caitlyn is up *points up at her*

2004-11-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: was....she left for vacation

2004-11-02 [chainer401]: ohhhh *waves bye to her*

2004-11-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: *looks and doesnt see anything to wave at* *shrugs*........pass me a daquiri

2004-11-02 [chainer401]: *passes you a daguiri* thanks for the relation, btw

2004-11-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: oh your welcome sir....*downs it and passes it back to you for more*

2004-11-02 [Grrt]: Whats Everyones Fav. Type Of Music I WANNA BE A DJ

2004-11-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: oooh that'd be awesome...um rock is my favorite.

2004-11-02 [chainer401]: yes... rock *gets mllory another daquiri*

2004-11-02 [Grrt]: Alright

2004-11-02 [Shade Wolf]: *Stands behind the bar ready to serve drinks*

2004-11-02 [Hells Chaos]: *walks in*

2004-11-02 [Darkness of Faith]: anyone want anything to drink...or anything else...

2004-11-02 [Grrt]: Ill take a pepsi

2004-11-02 [Darkness of Faith]: *gives you pepsi*...

2004-11-02 [Grrt]: thanks *walks over to the DJ Booth. Any Requests

2004-11-02 [Grrt]: thanks *walks over to the DJ Booth. Any Requests?

2004-11-02 [Death's Die-Ary]: yes i want to request "tight rope" by lacuna coil

2004-11-03 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-11-03 [Death's Die-Ary]: 'ello mate

2004-11-03 [fi-deaith]: *waves* how have u been?

2004-11-03 [Death's Die-Ary]: eh..good

2004-11-03 [fi-deaith]: thats eh..good lol :P

2004-11-03 [Death's Die-Ary]: LOL it is....now hand me a beer

2004-11-03 [fi-deaith]: ok *does so*

2004-11-03 [Death's Die-Ary]:

LOOK AT UPDATE

2004-11-03 [fi-deaith]: good idea

2004-11-03 [Shade Wolf]: Anyone need a drink?

2004-11-03 [Death's Die-Ary]: did u see the update,richard

2004-11-03 [Shade Wolf]: Yes. I'll take a White Russian,Champainge,Burbon(or other wiskey),Or Daquiris,or Pina Coladas.

2004-11-03 [Hells Chaos]: *sighs*

2004-11-04 [fi-deaith]: hi ppl

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: hello there fi!....can i help ya today?

2004-11-04 [fi-deaith]: well im the bar tender lol

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: oh yes i knew that ^^. Well may i order a WhiteRussian

2004-11-04 [fi-deaith]: lol, sure *makes it and hands it to you*

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *wanders in*

2004-11-04 [fi-deaith]: *wanders out*

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: *stares at chainer*

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *stares back at Mal*

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: yes sir?

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: what ma'am. *grins a little*

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: grin all tha way plz sit

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: grin all tha way plz sir

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *sits down and grins all the way*

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: *pours water on u*

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *sighs and takes dripping shirt off* can I have a glass of Burbon while my shirt's drying?

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: no,LOL

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: oh, fine, I'll get it myself *vaults over bar, gets the drink, drinks some, then pours the rest on you* HAH! lol

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: *laughs while dripping in wine* *licks it off,and purrs*

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *listens to you purr and smile slightly*

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: *eyes dialate*

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *watches eyes* cool...

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: *gets in pouncing position*

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: *braces feet on floor*

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: YAY A MENU

2004-11-04 [Slayer Chick]: u like it?

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: *nods* its awesome,needs some corection but i sent u the corrections as i think of more drinks or ppl tell me..i'll let u know

2004-11-04 [Shade Wolf]: I think we need more drinks Tonic,Burbon,Sex On The Beach,7 of 7,Champainge,ect.

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: i dun wanan know how u know all those drinks,LOL

2004-11-04 [Shade Wolf]: Oh and Martini's

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: jesus,how do u know all those drink

2004-11-04 [chainer401]: oh, martinis rule!

2004-11-04 [Death's Die-Ary]: yup yup *nods*

2004-11-04 [Shade Wolf]: I wanted to be a bar tender when I was younger

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